You Might Be Blue Collar If…

  1. you can’t remember your oldest daughters name and still refuse to wear a hardhat because they are so hot.
  2. you wear muddy boots to church.
  3. you refuse to drive anything other than a Ford, Chevy or Dodge truck.
  4. you refuse to call Chevy ‘Chevrolet’.
  5. you believe trucks are for men and pickups are for girls.
  6. you think Budweiser really did make Bud wiser.
  7. you work so hard your spouse is tired all the time!
  8. You wear dirty jeans and don’t even notice! (Starla Sexton)
  9. your tire swing has studs in it
  10. your kid’s playground is made of scaffolding
  11. if “getting your hands dirty” really means getting your hands dirty (21st Century Human)
  12. Your good coat is the one with the least amount of caulk on it. (Denslow Construction)
  13. Your summer wardrobe consists of cut of jeans, socks and work boots. (Rob)

8 Responses to “You Might Be Blue Collar If…”

  1. Starla February 8, 2011 at 2:17 am #

    You wear dirty jeans and don’t even notice!

  2. James Dibben February 8, 2011 at 3:15 am #

    I love it!

  3. fan coil thermostat February 22, 2011 at 11:11 am #

    You Might Be Blue Collar If… You Might Be Blue Collar If… you can’t remember your oldest daughters name and still refuse to wear a hardhat because they are .

  4. Rob February 26, 2011 at 1:52 pm #

    Your summer wardrobe consists of cut of jeans, socks and work boots.
    You use mud as sunblock on your bright white legs while out on the tractor

    (Unfortunately those are both true stories from my family!)

  5. Rob February 26, 2011 at 1:54 pm #

    oops, I can’t spell! Cut off jeans!!

  6. Denslow Construction March 16, 2011 at 7:10 am #

    Your good coat is the one with the least amount of caulk on it.

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